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*!The Dyse Man!*
Born James Long on March 16 of 1982, he currently wrestles for OVW as the pretty, pompous and pouty Paredyse and longtime fans remember him as the tough as nails Kamikaze Kid...Continue?
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (711) April 6th, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
OVW 2013 Results
April 6th, 2013 – OVW TV (711): We then see a hysterical Paredyse worried about Brittany Devore with Espy & Chris. Chris disappears, then Espy disappears, then Brittany shows up as a frightened Paredyse runs off and out to the ring. He apologizes and tells Brittany they can be friends. The lights go out and Brittany shows up again saying she will take him to the gates of hell, and then everybody will laugh at him. He drops the microphone and runs away scared.
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March 30th, 2013 – OVW TV (710): In the back, Paredyse is talking on the phone and finds out he is by himself. Espy & Chris are not in the building.
Albert Einstein Baxter II vs. Paredyse.
Paredyse flings Albert across the ring. He knees him in the back and locks in an armbar. He kicks him in the backside and gives Albert a wedgie, before kicking him in the backside again. He grabs Albert’s glasses and says he is going to break them when the lights go out. Brittany Devore shows up on the screens and says Paredyse tricked her into thinking he was being a friend and then humiliates her? She says Espy, Chris, & Paredyse better watch out, because she will hunt them down. The Mobile Homers show up on the screen and ask where the weird red lighting is coming from while Brittany is talking. Back to the match, Paredyse turns around, and Albert fires away with punches, spears Paredyse and punches him some more. Paredyse kicks him, throws him to the corner, and charges. Albert ducks, and Paredyse hits the turnbuckle. Albert tries to roll him up, but only gets 2. Paredyse comes back and hits his finisher for 3 and then looks around scared for Brittany.
WINNER: PAREDYSE by pinfall.
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (709) March 23rd, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
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March 23rd, 2013 – OVW TV (709): In the back, Paredyse is talking to Brittany Devore about the big reveal.
Paredyse brings out the new and improved Brittany Devore. She comes out wearing a nice orange dress. Paredyse says she needs to be seen in the right light, though, and has her move around the ring, to the stairs, and then over by the announce table next to Dean Hill. He says she looks beautiful, and to close her eyes and soak it all in. Espy sneaks out behind her with a bucket full of yellow stuff, and pours it all over her head. Paredyse says he figured the Mobile Homers might want some mustard to go with their “pork”. They run off as they see the Mobile Homers running to the ring on the monitors.
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (708) March 16th, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
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March 16th, 2013 – OVW TV (708): Paredyse is shown talking to Brittany and says she will be shown off to the world next week. As Brittany walks off, another lady shows up on the screen and says she thinks Brittany looks beautiful as well.
Post Show Dark Match – The Mascara Mafia: Paredyse & Espy vs. New School: Alex Silva & Sam Shaw.
The Mafia attacks Silva & Shaw before the bell. Shaw gets tossed out of the ring and Silva gets worked over in the Mafia’s corner. Paredyse grabs Silva by the leg, and Espy tags in and drops an elbow. They continue with submissions and tags in and out. Silva kicks both of them as they charge him in the corner, and plows through Paredyse to get the tag to Shaw. Shaw dropkicks both of them, hits a neckbreaker on Espy, and goes for the pin, but Paredyse breaks it up. Paredyse & Espy throw Shaw off the ropes, he ducks a double clothesline attempt, tags Silva, and Shaw & Silva each dropkick Espy & Paredyse. Shaw gets down, and Silva runs up and off his back to hit a Silva Surfer on Paredyse. Silva hits the half stunner on Espy, and Shaw hits the dropkick to the back. Silva goes back to Paredyse and pins him for the 3.
WINNERS: NEW SCHOOL by pinfall.
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (707) March 9th, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
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March 9th, 2013 – OVW TV (707): We see Ted McNaler still upset about what happened to Brittany at the SNS, talking to her and Adam. The Mascara Mafia & Chris walk in and tell them to remember about the restraining order. Espy says what he & Chris saw was disgraceful and ugly. Paredyse apologizes and says he didn’t realize she wasn’t Ted, because they were dressed the same. He knows she has so much potential and wants to give her a makeover. She accepts.
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (706) March 2nd, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. You can view them below. Enjoy!
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March 2nd, 2013 – OVW TV (706): The Mobile Homers go looking for The Mascara Mafia backstage. When they find them a aurgument breaks out when Micheal Hayes comes in to inform The Homers that The Mafia has a ristraining order against them unless in the ring. He then sets a match for March’s OVW Saturday Night Special.
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (705) February 23rd, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
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February 23rd, 2013 – OVW TV (705): The Mascara Mafia: Espy & Paredyse (w/Chris) vs. The Mobile Homers: Adam Revolver & “Manbeast” Ted McNaler (w/Brittany Devore). The Mascara Mafia are out first and the Mobile Homers’ music hits with Brittany dashing toward the ring and Adam & Ted trying to calm her down. She wants anybody she can get a hold of as she chases the Mafia around. She gets up on the apron and Paredyse pushes her off. The Mobile Homers get in the ring and go after Espy & Paredyse, hitting them in the corners and then throwing them into each other. They set up for the Double Wide, but Chris distracts Ted. Brittany chases Chris into the ring and spears “it” as the Homers & Mafia try to pull them apart. As Ted & Adam try to get Brittany out of the ring, Espy sneaks up behind Adam and low blows him. He rolls him up and puts his feet on the ropes to get the pin. WINNERS: MASCARA MAFIA by pinfall.
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (704) February 16th, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
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February 16th, 2013 – OVW TV (704): The Mascara Mafia: Espy & Paredyse b. Matt King & Eddie Diamond (w/Timmy Danger, Chase King, & the X2C Ladies). King armdrags Espy and tags Diamond in. He works on Espy’s arm, and tags King back in. King locks Espy’s arm and throws him into the corner. Espy hides in the ropes, and as the ref tries to pull King back, Espy pokes King in the eye. He tags Paredyse, and they hit a double team slam/neckbreaker combo, followed by the double butt bump. Paredyse clotheslines him as he calls the X2C ladies and Timmy Danger “cows” and calls Brittany Devore a big “cow”. He tags Espy who comes in and slams King. Paredyse comes back in and goes for a missile dropkick, but King moves. King tags EFD. EFD comes in and is on fire, taking Paredyse down, and sets him up for the Soulja Boy Shuffle. Epiphany comes out and starts flirting with Chase King, distracting EFD. Paredyse knees EFD in the back and tags Espy. They hit a finisher that looked similar to the Mobile Homers’ Double Wide for the pin and the win.
Backstage, Paredyse comes up behind Brittany and calls her a cow. Brittany goes off on him, Espy, and Chris. She then challenges Chris to meet her in the ring…
Brittany Devore (w/the Mobile Homers) vs. Chris (w/the Mascara Mafia). Brittany says she is a redneck girl and wants to fight. Chris finally comes out and pulls Brittany’s head across the top rope. Chris slaps her and splashes her in the corner. Brittany comes firing back with punches as the Mobile Homers argue with Espy on the outside. Brittany runs off the ropes, but Paredyse trips her and Chris lays all it’s weight across her for the pin. WINNER: CHRIS by pinfall.
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (703) February 9th, 2013 Results, Images, and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
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February 9th, 2013 – OVW TV (703): Backstage, Ted McNaler tells Adam Revolver he wants an apology from Paredyse & Espy about what happened at the Saturday Night Special. They walk in, and Paredyse says he’s sorry that Brittany was around ringside, and he means AROUND ringside, implying that she’s fat. Espy then challenges Ted to a match later tonight one-on-one with their partners in the back.
Ted “Manbeast” McNaler (w/Brittany Devore) vs. Espy. Espy locks up with Ted and gets him in the corner. He slaps him in the face, and then slaps his butt. Ted comes out after Espy and they go back and forth. Espy goes for a bulldog off the top rope, but Ted fights out and hits a hurricanrana. Paredyse sneaks out behind Brittany and taps her on the shoulder, as she spins around, Paredyse slaps the rocket fuel out of her hand. Ted gets out of the ring and goes after Paredyse, but Adam comes out and holds him back. Espy starts to get back to his feet as the ref’s count gets up to 9. Ted tries to get in real fast, but Espy catches him with a kick to the head and gets the 1-2-3 as Adam yells at Espy “What are you doing?!”. Espy & Paredyse run to the back as Adam & Brittany check on Ted. WINNER: ESPY by pinfall.
Doug Williams vs. Chris Sharpe WINNER: WILLIAMS by pinfall. After the match, Doug goes after Jordan, but Moose & Spade come out to save him. They start arguing and then start fighting. The Mobile Homers & Mascara Mafia run out to separate them before bumping into each other, and they start fighting. Then Jessie Godderz & Rudy Switchblade, and Dylan Bostic & Ryan Howe are out. Before you know it, the entire locker room empties and we end the show in total chaos!
Hey Paresytes. I have added OVW TV (702) February 2nd, 2013 Results and Videos to the site. Big thanks to OVWMania for the results. You can view them below. Enjoy!
OVW 2013 Results
February 2nd, 2013 – OVW TV (702): 4-CORNER TAG TEAM MATCH: The Mascara Mafia: Espy & Paredyse vs. The Mobile Homers: Adam Revolver & “Manbeast” Ted McNaler (w/Brittany Devore) vs. The Best Team Ever: Rudy Switchblade & “Mr. Pec-Tacular” Jessie Godderz vs. The Gutcheckers: Sam Shaw & Alex Silva. Adam starts with Jessie and locks him in an armbar. Quick tags in and out with Ted as they work over Jessie’s arm. Jessie finally gets a shot in to Adam, but instead of tagging Rudy, tags Espy in. Jessie & Rudy argue from different corners on the outside as Espy runs into an armdrag from Adam. Adam tags to Rudy. Rudy slams Espy and tries to tag Jessie, but Jessie pulls his hand away. Espy tags Paredyse, and they hit a double butt bump on Rudy and Paredyse hits a dropkick followed by a kip up. Rudy & Paredyse double clothesline each other. Paredyse tags Silva, while Rudy tries to tag Jessie, but Jessie still won’t tag. Silva clotheslines Rudy and goes for a pin, but the Mobile Homers break it up. The Mascara Mafia fight to the outside with them, and the Gutcheckers fly to the outside on all four. In the ring, Jessie is taunting Rudy, and Rudy leaves as Silva & Shaw get back on the apron. Shaw runs in and rolls up Jessie for the 3. WINNERS: GUTCHECKERS by pinfall.
Backstage segment with the Mobile Homers apologizing to the Mascara Mafia and Adam saying Ted sticks his foot in his mouth a lot. They shake, but the Mobile Homers offer them some Chick-Fil-A since they don’t have any of Momma’s home-fried chicken which angers them and they reject it. They say they expected this from rednecks like them, but not Brittany.
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Born James Long on March 16 of 1982, he currently wrestles for OVW as the pretty, pompous and pouty Paredyse and longtime fans remember him as the tough as nails Kamikaze Kid...
